totalbabe:

my cousin wouldn’t watch tv with me so i stole all of his money (well over £600), his tv remote and his ps3 controller

so he shot me in the butt (and each leg) with a shotgun style BB gun

it feels like i got stabbed in the ass

wheres josie

why isn’t she here to kiss it better?

i’ll be round sunday baby, gonna make all that pain dissappear